Action Park
Big Black
Rapeman
Shellac

The Songs The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape
Bad Houses
Bad Penny
Bazooka Joe
Big Money
The Big Payback
Bombastic Intro
Cables
Colombian Necktie
Crack
Dead Billy
Deep Six
Ergot
Fish Fry
Fists Of Love
Grinder
The Hammer Party
Heartbeat
He's A Whore
I Can Be Killed
I Can't Believe
Il Duce
I'm A Mess
Jordan Minnesota
Jump The Climb
Kasimir S. Pulaski Day
Kerosene
Kitty Empire
L Dopa
Live In A Hole
The Model
My Disco
My House
NewManGenerator
Passing Complexion
Pavement Saw
Pete, King Of The Detectives
Pigeon Kill
The Power Of Independent Trucking
Precious Thing
Racer X
Ready Men
Rema-Rema
The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape
Rip
Seth
Shotgun
Sleep
Songs About Fucking
Steelworker
Stinking Drunk
Texas
Things To Do Today
Tiny, King Of The Jews
The Ugly American
THIS COMPACT DISC, COMPILED TO EXPLOIT THOSE OF YOU GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO OWN THE BASTARDLY FIRST-GENERATION DIGITAL HOME MUSIC SYSTEM, CONTAINS ALL-ANALOG MASTERS. COMPACT DISCS ARE QUITE DURABLE, THIS BEING THEIR ONLY ADVANTAGE OVER REAL MUSIC MEDIA, YOU SHOULD TAKE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SCRATCH THEM, FINGERPRINT THEM AND EAT EGG AND BACON SANDWICHES OFF THEM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEIR LONGEVITY, AS PHILES WILL PRONOUNCE THEM OBSOLETE WHEN THE NEXT PHASE OF THE MARKET-SQUEEZING TECHNOLOGY BONANZA BEGINS.

[Items identified in the cover photos: Panasonic portable 8-track player, Atomizer 8-track tape, 1 canister: "OZIUM Glycolized Air Sanitizer", 2 joints, pipe, surgical clamp w/joint stub, ashtray full of joint stubs, 1 pack Zig-Zag papers, 1 pack "Cannabis Indica" papers, 1 pack of unidentified R.J. Reynolds papers, Elvis card: "Sincerely Yours, Elvis", 1 pack of Black Cat bottle rockets, 1 pack of some other fireworks, 1 box of matches: "I (heart) Maui", 1 torn Trojan condom wrapper, some Secure condoms, 1 novelty stamp: "Alfred E. Neuman for President", 1 "WLS Beatles Fan Club" card, 1 political button: "Kennedy", 1 banana, 1 red telephone cord, 1 black Swiss Army knife, length of rope.]