| The Songs | The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape |
|---|---|
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Bad Houses Bad Penny Bazooka Joe Big Money The Big Payback Bombastic Intro Cables Colombian Necktie Crack Dead Billy Deep Six Ergot Fish Fry Fists Of Love Grinder The Hammer Party Heartbeat He's A Whore I Can Be Killed I Can't Believe Il Duce I'm A Mess Jordan Minnesota Jump The Climb Kasimir S. Pulaski Day Kerosene Kitty Empire L Dopa Live In A Hole The Model My Disco My House NewManGenerator Passing Complexion Pavement Saw Pete, King Of The Detectives Pigeon Kill The Power Of Independent Trucking Precious Thing Racer X Ready Men Rema-Rema The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape Rip Seth Shotgun Sleep Songs About Fucking Steelworker Stinking Drunk Texas Things To Do Today Tiny, King Of The Jews The Ugly American |
THIS COMPACT DISC, COMPILED TO EXPLOIT THOSE OF YOU GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO OWN THE
BASTARDLY FIRST-GENERATION DIGITAL HOME MUSIC SYSTEM, CONTAINS ALL-ANALOG
MASTERS. COMPACT DISCS ARE QUITE DURABLE, THIS BEING THEIR ONLY ADVANTAGE OVER
REAL MUSIC MEDIA, YOU SHOULD TAKE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SCRATCH THEM,
FINGERPRINT THEM AND EAT EGG AND BACON SANDWICHES OFF THEM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THEIR LONGEVITY, AS PHILES WILL PRONOUNCE THEM OBSOLETE WHEN THE NEXT PHASE OF
THE MARKET-SQUEEZING TECHNOLOGY BONANZA BEGINS.
[Items identified in the cover photos: Panasonic portable 8-track player, Atomizer 8-track tape, 1 canister: "OZIUM Glycolized Air Sanitizer", 2 joints, pipe, surgical clamp w/joint stub, ashtray full of joint stubs, 1 pack Zig-Zag papers, 1 pack "Cannabis Indica" papers, 1 pack of unidentified R.J. Reynolds papers, Elvis card: "Sincerely Yours, Elvis", 1 pack of Black Cat bottle rockets, 1 pack of some other fireworks, 1 box of matches: "I (heart) Maui", 1 torn Trojan condom wrapper, some Secure condoms, 1 novelty stamp: "Alfred E. Neuman for President", 1 "WLS Beatles Fan Club" card, 1 political button: "Kennedy", 1 banana, 1 red telephone cord, 1 black Swiss Army knife, length of rope.] |